For My Sake...

Sorry to have another rant about Myspace (I'm not really) but I hate it so damn fucking much.
Today I heard the following:

"Hey, where are you going?"
"Myspace!"
"OK! I'll see you there"

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I almost killed them both. But I resisted, because I knew that they're going to become so engrossed in Myspace that they will die alone.
It's a good feeling knowing that. Makes me all warm inside.
Honestly... If you're going to dedicate all your free time making "Internet" friends, why not do something worth while... Like World of Warcraft... Or porn...
One day I'm going to take over Myspace with my mighty mightyness, and "unangle" the "angles" so everyone can see how ugly everyone else is, then I'm going to put a mandatory IQ test on the main page, before anyone can log in the test must be taken, the scores of this IQ test will be posted beside your now ugly picture.
The reasons for Myspace's existence will be gone and it, hopefully along with all of it's users, will die.