Myspace

I was spying on some teenage bitch who was at a school today.... What? Don't judge me fucker, I'm God.

Anyway, her name on myspace was "I hate life and me"

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I'll give you a few minutes to stop laughing, I know it took me about an hour.

Now, I'm not saying that everyone who uses myspace is shallow, retarded and overall deserving to die. Just most of them.

As I sat there and watched her file through her "friends" list, or as I call it, the "other idiots you will never actually meet" list, I saw the infamous "angles"...

We all know what the myspace angles are, and we all know that people who use them are just trying to make themselves look less ugly, hell, sometimes it even works, but mostly it just makes you look like the shallow tool that you are.

Now, back to the stupid bitch who hates life and herself.

Her background was all black, with a few spots of white, and down the bottom, it had the words "You don't know what it's like to be alone" in some faggot barbed wire writing.

Here's a news flash bitch: maybe they do know what it's like to be alone, and by "alone" they don't mean a spoilt member of a loving family in a nice house, they mean living in a piece of shit apartment because their parents fucked off when they were young and they've been living in an orphanage long enough to save up enough money to move out into the afformentioned piece of shit apartment.

People have it worse than you bitch. Kill yourself.

No, actually don't. We all like the amusment you give us, just stop your bitching.