Idiots

I'm not talking about "retards" I made those on purpose. (We all need some entertainment)
I'm talking about the people who you talk to for about 5 minutes and then something clicks, something inside your head just says "Fuck this guy is stupid... I should share this information with them."
And so you do. You tell this idiot that he is indeed a moron. And do you know what his response is?
Either a laugh, a joke or an uncomprehending stare.
These people make you want to hit things. Spending time with them makes you just want to scream and hit them square in the balls and/or face. Especially when they don't realise they're stupid. Even after you tell them, in plain terms "You. Are. An. Idiot."
I've made it impossible for these tards to get into Heaven. Rapists, murderers, thieves, fucking sure, they're cool with me. But idiots...
No.
Fucking.
Way.
I send them to Hell, where they are tied to a large black woman, and told over and over how stupid they are, until their minute brains comprehend it... Then they're stabbed in the face for the rest of eternity.
So if you're one of the mentioned idiots, please, for the love of Me, go read a fucking book.