We go to a concert to have some fun and listen to some nice music.
Over in the corner is the little emo crowd, not really moving or talking, except the occasional fringe flick.
Up the front, jumping around, looking like fuckheads are the metal kids.
In the toilets, doing some drugs and wondering why their yellow mohawk isn't standing up anymore are the punk kids.
And there's me. In Heaven. Laughing my ass off.
If I may quote some lyrics from the Dead Kennedys song "Chickenshit Conformist" (And I may, because I'm God.)
"Music scenes ain't real life
They won't get rid of the bomb
Won't eliminate rape
Or bring down the banks"
Basically... Your music scene won't get you a job, or anything worth having in life.
You won't get to a job interview, and say "Yeh, I know I'm retarded and not qualified to do anything, but I have over 1000 scene points for the little scars on my wrist!"
Actually... You probably will... Idiots.
Music scenes are totally, completely, 100% worthless. Just like cripples... And black people.
If you think scene kids aren't hurting anything, I'll leave you with this:
Just look at that tool. People like him is the reason I kill people. If there get to be many more I'm just going to have to start again, but remove the part of the brain that induces idiocy.
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