T.V

I can't watch the news anymore.
It is so fucking depressing and stupid.
All the stories are "Man cuts off arm, mistaken for tree branch" or "Priest rapes and kills 12 children before cutting his arm off, mistaking it for a tree branch"
All the actual T.V shows are "reality" Yes. Because 15 people in a house, vying for popularity, bitching and being morons is reality. Well... Being morons is reality for most of you.
The line up for Fox 8 the other night was:
8:00: Janice Dickenson Modeling Agency (Heap of stupid, spoiled whores whining and bitching)
8:30: The Simple Life (2 stupid spoiled whores desperately clinging to their last shred of undeserved stardom)
9:00: Beauty and Geek (It really is the work of Satan, he told me about it on our last poker night)

I mean... What the fuck. I always thought you watch T.V to see crazy wacky shit that is totally impossible.
I don't want to see if the weird nerd can pick up with the freakishly hot cheerleader. I want to see if Michael Schofield can hunt down T-Bag and get his doe back, or if Superman can get shot in the colon with a nuke and laugh it off.
The only shows worth watching nowadays are either on once a week, or animated.
If you have ever enjoyed a single "reality" T.V show, then I am sending you to Hell, where you will have to sit 1 inch away from the screen of a giant T.V screen watching the same repeat of "The Simple Life" for all eternity.
Think about that. If I see a fleeting glimpse of Paris Hilton on the cover of a magazine I kill someone. Imagine an eternity of her semen covered, lazy eyed face.