I know I post some things that can be seen at tasteless or sick, but for the most part I'm just joking, but this has really got to me, and my heart goes out to the families affected.
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THAT MAN IS A FUCKING LEGEND.
Cho Seuing-hui is currently sitting next to me, after replacing my former son, uhh.. What's his name.. Jeebus or something.
I have high hopes of letting this man replace me after I get tired of causing pain and destruction... Which may well be never, killing half a country with a flood or fire still gives me a chubby.
I know, most or you have two questions:
1) But this man killed innocent people and himself and he did technically believe in you, doesn't that mean he is going to hell?
Well, the answer to this is simple... Are you retarded.? Oh, silly me. Of course you are. If you hadn't realised I am an evil cunt too, there is no way I'm letting Satan have all the fun. Since he caused so much pain and destruction he gets to come to Heaven and chill with the big guy.
2) He is Asian. They don't have souls. How did you actually bring him to Heaven?
I was watching him kill all those kids... I may or may not have been jacking it at the time... When I saw him put the gun to his head, I quickly gave him one, so he could come and chill.
...Yep, now that he and I are working together in perfect destructive harmony, I see no peace for the human race for many a year to come... I might give him charge of global warming... Hah, this is going to be great.
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Hello my son,
I can tell you are at least of mild intelligence, as you found my human alias.
You say my parents would be proud? I am God moron, I have no parents.
And as for thinking I'm not so great? Well... That's just... Mad.
You're definatly right on one issue though. I do have issues. Many, many issues. When I was but a young God I was molested and beaten by some of the elder God's. With my age you'd think I'd forget, but no. The memory is still vividly burned into my mind for ever.
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Just kidding. Molestation is as funny as any other fucked up act you puny humans have come up with, this one time I used my human form to sneak into an orphanage and systematically killed, raped and ate all the children.
In that order.
Good times... Good times.
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