I'm not talking about the manufacturing and distribution of mobile phones, I'm talking about the gay, pissy little ring tones, games, videos and the places you ring to get "hot" (ugly) and "horny" (bored and depressed) girls to sex you up.
"Jamster" a ringtone/video/feeding off retards company made well over $500 million last year. They use a system, where to get any of their "products" you need to pay $6.60 as a sign up fee, $6.60 per week until you cancel your subscription, which is also $6.60.
That is $343.20 a year.
Think about that.
People are paying that much money, for one or two dicky ringtones, that just make them look like a tool anyway.
It's like buying a new game console, then getting bored of it in a week and just letting it sit there while you play Tekken 3 and Crash Bandicoot on PS1.... Fuckin' Wii...
As for the sex lines, or the dating lines... Is anyone, anywhere that desperate.. To spend $3.50 per message, yes message, nobody is going to consent to a meeting with a guy who starts messaging them in the middle of the night, and who is quite obviously very sex deprived.. I mean... That's pretty fucking sad.
If you've ever even thought about using one of these outside of a joke, you should kill yourself.
I bet you're wondering, that is, if you're not too retarded to actually have conscious thought, "But God, if you hate these things so much, why don't you destroy them?"
Well, I'll tell you...
Because they make retards lose money. And that is a noble practice indeed.
"Then why don't you kill all the retards, Oh Mighty One?"
Honestly.. If I killed all the retards, there wouldn't be enough people left on the planet to form society.
I might just make it a sin to have an IQ under 90... So all the idiots get to spend eternity chilling (burning) in Hell.
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