My Absence

So I've been gone a while. So what? Things to do, people to kill, you know how it is. Well.. You don't because you're not God. I am. Hah. I win. Fuckers.
The main reason I've not written about anything lately is because nothing has really pissed me off.

Until now.


And that something is....

Britney Spears.

What the FUCK is with her? It's not only her, but how people react to her, and other "celebrities".
She was once upon a time, a talentless bitch who looked good in tight clothes. Now she is a talentless bitch with no hair, a fat ass, and a kid I feel VERY sorry for.

I saw a commercial about her biography or some shit, with the announcer saying how she was probably the saddest and loneliest person on the planet, and nobody could comprehend her pain.
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I'll let you ponder that for a minute.
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Minute's up.
The saddest and loneliest person on the planet, nobody can comprehend her pain.
She has a gigantic house, damn near unlimited money and everything she could ever dream about wanting. Don't worry about a 10 year old kid in Bangladesh, who is living alone, cause both of his parents died of AIDS. A rich white American celebrity has it WAY harder.
I bet she wakes up of a morning, and then spends the rest of the day trying to run a farm on his own, or begging in the streets. She wouldn't wake up at the crack of noon, then sit around all day, watching T.V. No way.

You might ask me "How do you know there is someone in that kid's situation.
Well... Let's just say I have it on very good authority.




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Fine. I killed his parents.

I think I might make that bitch Britney get into a car accident which makes her lose her arms/legs/face and gives her cancer.

...Her child will be fostered by Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Jackie Chan, and will most likely ascend into my kingdom at the age of 15 to join me in killing inferior beings.